Interview with Charlie Chadson

We sat down for a quick word with the famous Charlie Chadson-- a man who came out of nowhere and took the flipping world by storm, winning FLIPOFF two years in a row, and now sitting on this year's judging panel.

CoC: So Charlie, everybody's wondering why you aren't competing in this year's FLIPOFF. Are you quitting while you're ahead, or do you have something really exciting up your sleeve?

CC: You can call me Mr. Chadson, and no I'm not quitting. It's not like we're rolling dice here, like I just got lucky and passed GO more than anyone else. No. No, we're flipping coins, and I happen to do it very well. Yeah, I've made more than one fortune off of it, but that doesn't mean I wont make another. I think you'll be very excited about what I have up my sleeve. I think you'll all but shit in those silly little khakis of yours. I don't need to compete in FLIPOFF, because there's no competition. I've beaten everybody. I'm the best.

CoC: What about Pete Talesh? Our readers have been clamoring for a real bout between you two, the biggest names in professional coin flipping.

CC: Yeah, well, there's professional, then there's "jerk off for eight years then come back for a pat on the back and the illusion that you're still relevant".

CoC: Whew! Strong words, Mr. Chadson!

CC: Yeah, well look where they're coming from.

CoC: You.

CC: That's right.

CoC: Lets talk about your judging strategy at FLIPOFF. This is the first year they're using a panel of judges with established categories. How will you look at the contestants?

CC: Well I know what a winner looks like, don't I? Not that I'll see one at FLIPOFF (unless I catch my reflection off a spinning coin) but I think it'll be pretty easy to judge people.